Free’N Easy ran lead part way thought this lovely Hash on a Sunny afternoon. P-On-On joined in with OnHerKnees and Squat to be singled out for being short cutting bastards by missing a crucial part of the trail. It could have been the haunting of the Hillside Cemetery or just reluctance to press their luck so close to Halloween that lead them away from the Cemetery. Free and Easy also missed this crucial trail. Squat had cut out early of the circle to change clothes but was hunted down at the Fox and Hounds. Lorraine and BareAss were also singled out as short cutting bastards for going straight up the hill instead of the easier side hill climb as was witnessed by White Trash. Lorraine was named KissHash after being spotted applying lip gloss along the trail. Quick’N Qweemey and her companion Niki along with White Trash escaped unscathed with infractions. Choo Choo almost made it until he called out that Bill had no infractions. Better luck next time. Speaking of next time. Food Bank fund raiser Grey Cup Sunday. Hares and location to be announced.
To all those who did not make it. You missed a good one. Hope to see you all at the Grey Cup Hash you bastards.
Choo Choo.
