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Greetings Hashers,
A busy month for the KH3 - two spectacular runs in the same month - the Ranch Run in town, & the Outpost Run in Sorrento. The Pics are up for all the hashes - just head to the Website and click on "Hash Flash" - then follow the drop down list. Lots of awesome pics from the last few runs - cheers to our creative Flash Team - Midstream & Corporal Punishment!!!
Who's Corporal Punishment some of you may be asking? There were a couple of namings in Sorrento (hint - Mum & Daughter) - you can read the Hash Trash while on the website - or check the copy below!!
While on the website, you might want to check out your own stats - hit "Hash Data" for all your info; first run, latest run, number of runs, etc. You can even study up on what people's hash names are. No name yet - see how soon you'll be at 5 runs!!! As No Name Leona & No Name Veki pointed out, the "Hashing Terms" & "Hash History" are also great ways to learn more about hashing :-).
Next run will be on World Peace Day when many Hashes will be running globally - that will be on Tuesday September 21st - note the change to an earlier week day. Quick n' Qweemie & Free & Easy are setting up what should be a spectacular run. A 6pm run, so bring your flashlights, as it will be dark'ish by the time we wrap up. Been ages since I've done a night run - should be a blast. More details to come, plus the Runs & Hares are set for October & November - check the "Hareline" on the Website for continually updated details.
That's about it, be sure to contact any of us on the Committee if you have any questions. Enjoy the pics and the Trash (below) - have a great weekend.
On On,
Topsy (RA)
Run 43 – Sorrento Outpost Run
21 August 2010 – Nothing The Hare
Nothing hosted this latest Kamloops Hash Outpost Extravaganza in beautiful, if somewhat smoky, Sorrento on Saturday. What a breathtaking setting and perfect weather (thanks – RA!!) for a run through the wilderness. Some came for the evening, others the night - Free & Easy & Loggerhead found ample parking in the cul-de-sac for their bed on wheels, while Topsy & No Name Mark survived a night in the tent trailer with the Prairie Cougar. What happens in the trailer stays in the trailer. Corporal Punishment & No Name Ryan found a lovely secluded (& scenic) slope to set their tent up on – though they did not find the buck knife until morning.
24 Hashers gathered for a briefing from Nothing before ducking beneath the barbed wire and down dirt roads and trails. Shouts of On-On and the call of Choo Choo on the bugle, spurred us all on. Many familiar faces showed up again, as well as some not seen in a while, including Vulga Olga gracing us with her presence after being away for far too long. Nosehare and White Trash were as vocal as ever in calling out the On On’s. Prairie Cougar, Choo Choo, P-On On & Free & Easy led the way up some lung burning hills, momentarily losing the scent in the scrub – until Loggerhead and his moonshine jug rolled in to show the way – calling the rest of us out as Long Cutting Bastards. Late comers Loel and Speedo’s Bitch were not quite as late as Pit Bull, but at least Pit Bull found the scent and the Beer Check. What a BC it was, with Nothing pouring, the rest of us enjoyed the lager and the view…not to mention the short break and the wine tour!!!
A short downhill run back to Nothing & Sue’s for a cool beverage or three, and on to the Circle. Our Host & Hare, Nothing, provided us with a taste of Asian Hashing…in the form of a large block of ice – so who better to initiate it with his own back end than Nothing himself!! Bad Gas filled in as the assistant to the assistant Beermaster and was then initiated as the KH3’s new Beermaster. Meanwhile, Midstream & Corporal Punishment continued their wonderful job of picture taking. Infractions and Down Down’s continued in the longest circle in recent memory – including Ryan , Tom, Won, Ann & Pat receiving their Virgin Down Downs. Many received an Ice Seat for failing to use Hash Names, and more that a couple received DD’s for Hash Racism – including Choo Choo…finally!! (R-A-C-E is not a hash word) J Corporal Punishment called out No Name Ryan for failing to call out On On; Speedo’s Bitch turned in his buddy Loel for littering, & Midstream’s calling out of “Oh Randy” to Bad Gas still rings in my ears. Finally, No Name Bonnie is a no name no more – the Circle bounced around multiple names, finally calling on her previous service to her country as inspiration for “Corporal Punishment”. CP’s mum Deb was also back from Saskatchewan for another run with the KH3 – and we’re sending her home with her own hash name – “Prairie Cougar”. We hate to give her up, but now she’s ready for the Toon Town Hash of Saskatoon!!!
Many shorts were ice cold and wet following the Circle – except Qwick n’ Qweemie with her Qwick Dry shorts J So, a few changed gear, the bbq fired up, amazing Asian food was uncovered, and a phenomenal buffet appeared!! The locals, Anne and Pat, found the food to be just wonderful – as did everyone else. Many delicious dishes were provided, many platefuls consumed, and many a full belly lounged afterwards…with a bevvie perched nearby. Perfect.
Conversation continued, but before long Qwick n’ Qweamie slipped away before night fall to find a soft bed in Blind Bay, while Tom & Won crossed the lake to Scotch Creek. By the time midnight rolled around, all were a slumber, except Corporal Punishment, Prairie Cougar, No Names Mark & Ryan, & Topsy, who were playing cards in the tent trailer…until 4am. As a result, Pee On On wasn’t the only one who found the “music” from the bugle at eight the next morning to be loud and downright rude by Hash Master Choo Choo!!
Thanks again to Nothing & Susan for a wonderful time – same time next year (?) J
Next run, Tuesday September 21st – check the Hareline for details!!!
On On – Choo Choo & Topsy.
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